The Song of my People
Not unlocked yetListen to the whole pan flute song.
Bounce it!
Not unlocked yetEnable the hydraulic cars.
The Cow Whisperer
Not unlocked yetCharm a cow using Valentino Salami.
You raise me up!
Not unlocked yetUse Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Fifty Shades of NPC
Not unlocked yetHogtie 50 NPCs.
Camel Cavalry
Not unlocked yetSpray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
Goatipede
Not unlocked yetLick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Goatfellas
Not unlocked yetGather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Dastardly
Not unlocked yetPlace a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
Goat Theft Auto
Not unlocked yetHeadbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
Use the sword, goat
Not unlocked yetPickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Be not afreight
Not unlocked yetDestroy all freighters.
Ruler of the seven skies
Not unlocked yetBlow up all pirate ships.
Bacon marauder
Not unlocked yetShoot down 30 police ships.
Miner inconvenience
Not unlocked yetDestroy 100 asteroids.
What came first? The alien or the egg?
Not unlocked yetHeadbutt all alien eggs.
The puke machine
Not unlocked yetComplete centrifuge event.
Sweet collection!
Not unlocked yetFind 10 trophies.
Wow is that a limited edition?
Not unlocked yetFind 20 trophies.
NERD!
Not unlocked yetFind all trophies in Space.
Gather $1000000
Not unlocked yetI wanna be a baahlionaire.
Captain industry
Not unlocked yetMine 10 pieces of channitatium.
My little brony
Not unlocked yetFind all the pony horses.
Testaholic
Not unlocked yetComplete test chambers.