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Coffee Stain Studios

Coffee Stain Publishing

1 Apr, 2014 (11 years ago) 1.99$ STEAM
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Description

Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true! WASD to write history.

Gameplay-wise, Goat Simulator is all about causing as much destruction as you possibly can as a goat. It has been compared to an old-school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. Destroy things with style, such as doing a backflip while headbutting a bucket through a window, and you'll earn even more points! Or you could just give Steam Workshop a spin and create your own goats, levels, missions, and more! When it comes to goats, not even the sky is the limit, as you can probably just bug through it and crash the game.

Disclaimer

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

Key Features

  • You can be a goat
  • Get points for wrecking stuff - brag to your friends that you're the alpha goat
  • Steam Workshop support - make your own goats, levels, missions, game modes, and more!
  • MILLIONS OF BUGS! We're only eliminating the crash-bugs, everything else is hilarious and we're keeping it
  • In-game physics that bug out all the time
  • Seriously look at that goat's neck
  • You can be a goat

Mac and Linux Disclaimer

The Mac and Linux ports are still in Beta. Expect problems. We're working on fixing them asap!

Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows Vista
  • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit
Recommended:
  • OS *: Windows 7 or 8
  • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9.0c-compatible, 16-bit

Mac Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: OS X 10.7
  • Processor: 1,4 GHz Intel i5, 2.0 GHz Dual Core
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: MacBook Pro 2011, iMac 2011, MacBook Air 2012
Recommended:
  • OS: OS X 10.8
  • Processor: 2 GHz Intel i5 Processor
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5000
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: 2013 models or better

Linux Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
  • Processor: 2.0 GHz Dual Core Processor
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 256 MB VRAM
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
Recommended:
  • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 LTS
  • Processor: 2.0 GHz Quad Core Processor
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Shader Model 3.0, 512 MB VRAM
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Additional Notes: We recommend using proprietary NVIDIA/AMD drivers
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The goa'th amendment

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Craft all the weapons in one game

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Survivalist

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Craft all items in one game

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Survive for your life

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Survive 10 days

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Shattered dreams

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Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

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Zombie slayer

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Kill 20 zombies in one game

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Don't starve

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Eat 50 food items in one game

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Hang tight

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Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

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Too much fun

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Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

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Goat from above

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Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

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Look at it go!

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Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

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I Am Goat

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Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

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Big in japan

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Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

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Masterchef

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Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

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A new challenger has appeared

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Clear 25 survival quests in one game

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Warm bath

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Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

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Hoarder

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Find all the trophies in GoatZ

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The Big Score

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Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

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What’s the count?

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Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

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Retirement

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Just finish that one LAST job.

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Rocket League

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Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

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Le Voyage Dans la Lune.

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A Trip to the Moon.

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Itsamee!

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Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

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Suppress the Suppressor

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Throw 5 police officers into prison.

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Plentiful masquerade

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Wear 30 masks at once.