"Holy cow- I'm totally going so fast!"
Not unlocked yetComplete your first race
"Gimme dat"
Not unlocked yetComplete your first game of tag
"I'm walking here!"
Not unlocked yetComplete your first game of "Bad Taxi"
"Coins taste funny..."
Not unlocked yetComplete your first game of "Coin Collector"
"Hunter's Favorite Uncle"
Not unlocked yetComplete your first game of "Diamond Hunt"
"Downtown Dazzler"
Not unlocked yetCollect all stars in the "Downtown" map
"Forest Finesser"
Not unlocked yetCollect all stars in the "Forest" map
"Castle Conqueror"
Not unlocked yetCollect all stars in the "Castle" map
"Mountain Master"
Not unlocked yetCollect all stars in the "Mountain" map
"Space Savior"
Not unlocked yetCollect all stars in the "Space" map
"This is the roof police!"
Not unlocked yet
"Yer a wizard, Beary!"
Not unlocked yet
"The bones are their money..."
Not unlocked yet
"They yearn for the mines..."
Not unlocked yet