
Alpha male
Not unlocked yetDeath is for losers who don't go to the gym. You never die, you just rest a little.

Bad aim
Not unlocked yetSpeedo loves to dodge your bullets. You should try to aim better.

Bad eyesight
Not unlocked yetYou wouldn't see an elephant even if it was standing in front of you.

Killer of gods
Not unlocked yetNo undead is able to defeat you. You were born as a god killer. (Just in a game, of couse)

Developer award
Not unlocked yetYou managed to get every achivement possible. Nicely done.

End it
Not unlocked yetSolve all your problems.

Size doesn't matter
Not unlocked yetYou proved that size doesn't matter, no enemy is able to face you with a challenge.

Gambler
Not unlocked yetYou can stop whenever you want, right?

Genocide
Not unlocked yetYou managed to commit genocide of already dead people. Well done.

Gladiator
Not unlocked yetGods look upon you as their next champion. You made it through the whole battle arena and killed thousand of enemies on the way.

Heal
Not unlocked yetTake the long way, and patch yourself up.

Insanity
Not unlocked yetDou you know... what's the definition of instanity?

Ironman
Not unlocked yetYour skin is the last to receive damage. People call you the Iron man (no related to any known superhero).

Loser
Not unlocked yetIt's okay to lose. Just, don't lose so many times.

Obedient
Not unlocked yetRemember: it's not humiliating if you are getting anything in return. Yeah, tell yourself that...

Perfectionist
Not unlocked yetYou love your weapons well treated.

Rebel
Not unlocked yetYou are not going to listen to an ugly bitchy ghost.

Sanic
Not unlocked yetThe best fight tactic is to run away.

Slave
Not unlocked yetA known evil is better than an unknown good.

Survivor
Not unlocked yetOne round after another, you beat them all.

Torches hide something
Not unlocked yetYou made sure government doesn't hide anything on those torches.

Handy
Not unlocked yetWhile others break lights, you fix them. There's nothing bad on being scared of darkness.

Go touch some grass
Not unlocked yetI'm not disgusted you played so much, but do yourself a favor and go touch some grass <3.

Unbeatable
Not unlocked yetYou are not supposed to win on survival, but you managed to do it multiple times. Amazing.