
You can't flush stink
Not unlocked yetDefeated the Knight of the First Flush

That's one crappy rat
Not unlocked yetDefeated the crappy 2nd Boss

That was super saiy...tisfying
Not unlocked yetDefeated the super ninja boss

Couldn't have seen this coming
Not unlocked yetDefeated the boss no one saw coming

Was that a barking spider?
Not unlocked yetDefeated the Final boss

Just the tip of the burrito
Not unlocked yetBabies 1st Upgrade

A true specimen
Not unlocked yetAcquire all Flusher Keeper Upgrades

Wow you figured it out all on your own
Not unlocked yetReceive the invisible brass-knucks

I hope you're proud of yourself
Not unlocked yetDid you really just do that?

Wow just Wow!
Not unlocked yetYou really went out of your way to get all 15 of them?

Truly a ray of sunshine in these dark times
Not unlocked yetFinish the game without killing a single homeless person

Good'ol Piston Dew
Not unlocked yetAcquire all Piston Dew Bottles

Nothing like a Stiff one
Not unlocked yetFully spike your Piston Dew