Act 1 Complete!
Not unlocked yetWow! You have a low standard in games huh?
Act 2 Complete!
Not unlocked yetI didn't think anyone would make it this far...
Act 3 Complete!
Not unlocked yetWow... really? With those animations? OK pal. Nice one I guess
Dreggs Master
Not unlocked yet
Ah it'll be fine... probably
Not unlocked yet
Risked it all
Not unlocked yetDiscovered the missing treasure hunters
Sparky
Not unlocked yetFixed a very complicated machine
Psychotic
Not unlocked yet
Unkind to orphans
Not unlocked yet
Saved Ken
Not unlocked yetPurely by accident... you saved a life!
Saved Queen
Not unlocked yetPurely by accident... you saved a life!
Speech Saboteur
Not unlocked yetDabbled in politics...
Speech Writer
Not unlocked yetWrote a 'winning' speech...
Dimensional Traveller
Not unlocked yetEntered a weird and wonderful world...
Terrible human being
Not unlocked yetCaused the most pain and suffering possible...
Goody goody
Not unlocked yetYou caused as little harm and suffering to others as possible...
Freeeeedom!
Not unlocked yetFound innocent at trial
Crackin' rocks
Not unlocked yetConvicted and beaten