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2DArray

tinyBuild

12 Dec, 2013 (11 years ago) 1.99$ STEAM
Kinguin
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Description

You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.

Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.

  • A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels
  • Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick
  • Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep
  • Tons of crafty gadgets to master
  • Contains an unlockable sequel to "You Find Yourself In A Room," a previous game from 2DArray
  • Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size
  • Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting
  • Controller support
  • The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!

About 2DArray


2DArray is previously known for web game hits like Company of Myself, Fixation, Fisher-Diver, and Spewer. This is their first commercial game, supported by tinyBuild GAMES.

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About tinyBuild GAMES


tinyBuild GAMES is an indie game development and publishing company. No Time To Explain is their first game. It came out of a successful Kickstarter and Greenlight adventure. They're currently working on a bunch of games:

  • Co-developing SpeedRunners -- currently in Early Access on Steam
  • Working with 3rd party devs on games like Not the Robots (live on Steam)
  • Preparing to release Fearless Fantasy and other unannounced titles
  • Unannounced super-secret in-house game

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Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8
  • Processor: 1.5Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later
  • DirectX: Version 7.0
  • Storage: 300 MB available space

Mac Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: Mac OS 10.5 or later
  • Processor: 1.5Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later
  • Storage: 300 MB available space

Linux Requirements

Minimum:
  • Processor: 1.5Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Graphics card from 2004 or later
  • Storage: 300 MB available space
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Perform well...

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Get a feel for Campaign mode.

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Travel a great distance...

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Get really good at Campaign mode.

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Exceed expectations...

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Become a ninja of Campaign mode.

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Create a Super Floor Trap...

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Find out what makes a Floor Trap extra angry.

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Dip beneath lasers...

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Complete the three Laser-based Challenges.

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Get revenge...

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Find out how to turn the tables.

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Feel the desire for velocity...

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Get the most out of your Sprint.

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Two birds with one Stun...

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Get two bonuses with a single Stun trap.

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Five foot diameter, five feet deep, one per day...

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Learn to appreciate your Dig.

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Bundle up...

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Put on so many jackets that you can't put your arms down.

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Learn the hidden power of teleportation...

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And not just the fact that you can teleport in this game. It's a video game. Of course you can teleport.

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Show off some perfect stealth...

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Max Food/No Damage, four levels in a row.

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Make things hard for yourself...

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It's a certain setting in Custom Level mode.

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Difficult; spicy; rude; anxious; amazing.

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Show that you're a Campaign pro while starting on a high enough difficulty setting.

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It's a secret...

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No, seriously. It's a secret.