10,000 Steps! 👟👟
Not unlocked yetAnd I would walk 10,000 more.
1,000 Steps! 👟
Not unlocked yetA nice warmup.
25,000 Steps! 👟👟👟
Not unlocked yetThat's like a marathon!
Being Evil Doesn't Pay.
Not unlocked yetCollecting coins does though.
The Meek Shall Inherit...
Not unlocked yetEspecially if the meek are strapped.
Practice Makes Perfect.
Not unlocked yetIt's even better than second time!
First Death 💀
Not unlocked yetThe first step to learning is trying.
Tenth Death 💀💀
Not unlocked yetThe second step is trying again.
Hundredth Death 💀💀💀
Not unlocked yetThen trying becomes doing.
Thousandth Death 💀💀💀💀
Not unlocked yetAnd doing can sometimes feel like banging your head against the wall, but it can become greatness.
Kiting Class.
Not unlocked yetHow to kite an enemy: 101.
Zonic the Dog God!
Not unlocked yetHoly crap that guy is fast.
Dancing with Death.
Not unlocked yetI'm getting dizzy...
Enemy Led to Death?!
Not unlocked yet
Epilogue Completed!
Not unlocked yetYay, that's the best story Uncle Bubkis!
Epilogue Easy Completed!
Not unlocked yetWhat, you thought Zeph was going to go in there without a gun?
Beach Easy Completed!
Not unlocked yetDipping your toes into the water.
Beach Hard Completed!
Not unlocked yetYou are a promising pupil, you dodge well!
Beach Medium Completed!
Not unlocked yetStarting to get a hang of things.
Temple Easy Completed!
Not unlocked yetDon't fall now.
Temple Hard Completed!
Not unlocked yetIt was all bark no bite.
Temple Medium Completed!
Not unlocked yetDid you find any treausre?
Forest Easy Completed!
Not unlocked yetThose bombs weren't too bad after all.
Forest Hard Completed!
Not unlocked yetSpiders are no match for your finesse.