Exume To Consume
Not unlocked yetDiscovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Data mole
Not unlocked yetSmuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Saliva Surrogate
Not unlocked yetAssist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Essence of Pigeon
Not unlocked yetSpray 3 people with pheromones
Conversationalist
Not unlocked yetTalk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Serious Degaussing Skills
Not unlocked yetDegauss 4 undercover agents in the park
Long Distance Charges
Not unlocked yetDial all phone menu options
Verbal Morality Statute
Not unlocked yetDial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
Face Infectors
Not unlocked yetDefeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Insurance Premiums Increase
Not unlocked yetShatter all vases in the shop
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Not unlocked yetConsume one brain steeped sandwich
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Not unlocked yetCollect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
Around The World In 80 Puns
Not unlocked yetVisit all travel destinations in the world
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Not unlocked yetRescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Heroine Chic
Not unlocked yetApply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Not unlocked yetExplore other guest rooms at the resort
Don't Get Involved
Not unlocked yetKiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
But She Can Fly...
Not unlocked yetWin a round of pillow fight
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Not unlocked yetScratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Not unlocked yetGet kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Not unlocked yetServe a bloody mary
Breaking The Mold
Not unlocked yetConsume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Clean As A Whistle
Not unlocked yetFind and utilize a bidet
Polyplegic
Not unlocked yetLand awkwardly while diving at the pool