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Millennial Simulator

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Developers	Publishers	Release Date	Price	Buy Millennial Simulator
Bardstorm	Bardstorm	6 May, 2023 (2 years ago)	1.99$	STEAM Kinguin KeyForSteam SteamDB

Description

Are you tired of living your sad, pathetic, miserable life? Would you rather be sad, pathetic, and miserable simulating your life instead? Then Millennial Simulator is for you!

Simulate your utter desperation to buy your very own home
Tirelessly endure Karens at dead-end jobs whilst paying rent to fund landlord Derek's 6th investment property
Waste what tiny glimmer of hope you have for a better life by sending yourself into exorbitant debt to get an education
Splurge your fleeting funds on that delicious avo on toast
Hone your snowflake senses by hitting the gym or boosting your stats in the upgrade store
Get rejected by hot babes
Somehow become even uglier by suffering Covid-19
Explore a misleadingly enjoyable and colorful world
TRY. TO. SURVIVE.

And if through your trials, you finally do make enough for that deposit...your journey has only just begun...