Ocean Man
Not unlocked yetA jump that leads to a watery grave
Crab Basket
Not unlocked yetThis action will not have consequences
Man Loves His Circles
Not unlocked yetYou've crossed the circle
Look Up
Not unlocked yetYou've been smashed
Outsmarted and Outplayed
Not unlocked yetThe pirate watches, but has no power to act
Pants on the Table
Not unlocked yetTrading your dignity for a deal
Degenerate Gambler
Not unlocked yetThe ship always wins
Boom! And The Pirate Is Gone!
Not unlocked yetEvery part of you is now a part of the explosion
Blinding Rage
Not unlocked yetThe island’s own attack backfires
The Real Killer
Not unlocked yetDiscovering that the cop is the real threat
DIY Doom
Not unlocked yetDropping a coconut on your own head
Number One at Number Two
Not unlocked yetMastering the toilet arcade game
Bugs Collector
Not unlocked yetYour bug collection is complete
16 Seconds Have Passed
Not unlocked yetSometimes you just gotta waste 16 seconds and see what happens
20 Seconds Have Passed
Not unlocked yetYou've wasted 4 more seconds
24 Seconds Have Passed
Not unlocked yetYou've wasted even more time
28 Seconds Have Passed
Not unlocked yetShould I also count the time in between clicks?
32 Seconds Have Passed
Not unlocked yet-1 second due to time between clicks
TAKE THE GUN
Not unlocked yetJUST TAKE THE GUN
Shameless Cross-Promotion
Not unlocked yetYou saw the link, read the name, and still clicked. Marketing works!