The Untouchable
Not unlocked yetCompleted a level without getting hurt
The Honourable Survivor
Not unlocked yetHas completed the game
The Hardcore Survivor
Not unlocked yetCompleted the game without using any personal emergency teleporters
The Attention Master
Not unlocked yetFound 75% of secrets generated in one run
Heavy Weapons Engineer
Not unlocked yetHas made a minigun
Steroid Monster
Not unlocked yetHas had 150 hitpoints
The Firm Index Finger
Not unlocked yetFire 100 or more shots with a 75% or better accuracy during a single level.
The Master Survivor
Not unlocked yetCompleted the game in one run, starting from the first level.
Speedfreak
Not unlocked yetHas been under the influence of ingame legal stimulants more than 50% during a game run
Release Them From Pain
Not unlocked yetKill 500 zombies
Release Them From Pain II
Not unlocked yetKill 1000 zombies
Release Them From Pain III
Not unlocked yetKill 3000 zombies
Death Pudding Matador
Not unlocked yetHas lured 50 zombies to Teleglitch anomaly.
Bomberman I
Not unlocked yetHas killed 100 opponents with bombs
Bomberman II
Not unlocked yetHas killed 500 opponents with bombs
Bomberman III
Not unlocked yetHas killed 1000 opponents with bombs
Knife Berserker
Not unlocked yetHas killed a Red Commander war robot with a knife
Straight to the core
Not unlocked yetDestroy the final boss in less than 10 seconds
Damage Enthusiast
Not unlocked yetKill 50 monsters in 5 seconds
Novice Survivor
Not unlocked yetSurvived level 1
Did Not Become Eaten by Plankton
Not unlocked yetSurvived level 2
Living Meat beats Dead Meat
Not unlocked yetSurvived level 3
Reactivated Product Handler
Not unlocked yetSurvived level 4
Meat that Survived the Sawhouse
Not unlocked yetSurvived level 5