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Bossa Studios

Infogrames

19 Apr, 2013 (12 years ago) 1.99$ STEAM
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Description

Malpractice Makes Perfect.


Didn’t fancy seven years at medical school? Skip straight to the operating table with Surgeon Simulator; an over-the-top operation sim, stitching together dastardly dark humour with all the seriousness of life-saving surgery.

Taking on the role of Nigel Burke, a would-be surgeon with a penchant for non-conventional tools, perform critical procedures on patients including The Heavy from TF2, an alien with a truly one-of-a-kind anatomical structure, and the 45th President of the United States of America - yes, Mr Donald J Trump, himself!

Known for its diabolically difficult controls (with each finger separately controlled by a different keyboard button), carry out terrifying transplants in theatre, high-pressure procedures along the corridor, and on-the-move operations in the back of a high-speed ambulance. Steady hands? Yeah, that ain’t gonna help!

Updated for 2017, Surgeon Simulator now includes the A&E expansion pack. We’re talking slicker (and often stickier!) graphics, additional procedures, all-new environments, and a (heart) pumping soundtrack.

But then again, we had you at Trump… right?

Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS *:Windows XP
  • Processor:2.0 GHz
  • Memory:2 GB RAM
  • Graphics:Nvidia Geforce 7800 GT or better
  • DirectX®:9.0
  • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
  • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
  • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Recommended:
  • OS *:Windows 7
  • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
  • Memory:2 GB RAM
  • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
  • DirectX®:9.0
  • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
  • Sound:DirectX9.0 compatible sound card
  • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.

Mac Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
  • Processor:1.7 GHz
  • Memory:2 GB RAM
  • Graphics:1024x768 or greater desktop screen resolution (Intel hd 3000 or comparable)
  • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
  • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
Recommended:
  • OS:10.6 Snow Leopard
  • Processor:2.4 GHz
  • Memory:4 GB RAM
  • Graphics:Nvidia GT 130 or comparable
  • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
  • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.

Linux Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS:Ubuntu 13.04
  • Processor:2.0 GHz or better
  • Memory:2 GB RAM
  • Graphics:Radeon x850 or comparable
  • Hard Drive:500 MB HD space
  • Additional:Requires keyboard. Touchpad supported, but mouse strongly recommended for best play experience.
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Is it Real?

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Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

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Little Wet Willy

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Wet Willy with little pinky.

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Moooooo

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Heart of a Cow.

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A New Heart

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Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

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Now I Can Reach

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Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

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Pink Eye

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Vodka to the eye.

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A Small Loan From My Father

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Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.

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Trumsplant

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Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

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A++ is Trumperific

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Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

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10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

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Collect all floppy disks.

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The Beat Of Your Heart

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Replace the heart with something else.

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Best Surgeon In The World

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Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.

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Brainstorm

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Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

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Nigel You Bloody Hero

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Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

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We're Going Bowling!

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Perform a corridor brain transplant.

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The Speed Of A Neuron

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Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

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The Brains Of The Operation

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Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

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I Think I Got This

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Perform a brain transplant.

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How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

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Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

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Sweet Blasphemy

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Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

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Butter Fingers

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Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

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Call Trisha

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Now where did you leave her number...

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About As Politically Correct As Fur

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Give the patient a... scarf.