These Used To Come Standard
Not unlocked yetPurchased the pause screen, animation and audio DLC packs.
Catch them all
Not unlocked yetFound all the hidden DLC packs in the DLC Quest campaign.
Big Spender
Not unlocked yetSpent one hundred coins.
At Least It's Not Stamps
Not unlocked yetCollected all the coins in the DLC Quest campaign.
Consumerism
Not unlocked yetYou bought everything in the DLC Quest campaign!
You Did It! Kind of.
Not unlocked yetYou finished the game! Well it ended anyway. Maybe there's more?
Got the Girl
Not unlocked yetFinished the game, vanquished evil, and the hero got the girl.
Hole in the wall
Not unlocked yet
Anything For An Awardment
Not unlocked yetKilled all the human NPCs and all the sheep. And for what? An awardment? Geez.
I've Got a Ruddy Gun!
Not unlocked yet
Still Better Than Stamps
Not unlocked yetCollected all the coins in Live Freemium or Die.
Master of Unlocking
Not unlocked yetFound all the hidden DLC packs in Live Freemium or Die.
Nice Try
Not unlocked yetYou tried to cheat! Isn't that cute? If this game had cheats, they wouldn't be free!
Not Exactly Noble
Not unlocked yet
Story is Important
Not unlocked yetYou discovered the story of the mysterious DLC Man. Uh, congrats?
My favorite awardment
Not unlocked yet
You maniacs! You blew it up!
Not unlocked yet
Who's a Good Player?
Not unlocked yet
I Get That Reference!
Not unlocked yet
Everyone Gets This One
Not unlocked yetYou progressed in the story! Congratulations! Is this really an accomplishment though?
Man That's Fast!
Not unlocked yet