Got a Car and a Date
Not unlocked yetComplete "Welcome to the Age of Metal"
Start a Revolution
Not unlocked yetComplete "Exploited in the Bowels of Hell"
Thick as a Baby's Arm
Not unlocked yetComplete "Lair of the Metal Queen"
Hair Remover
Not unlocked yetComplete "Battle for Bladehenge"
French Kiss Instructor
Not unlocked yetComplete "Pilgrimage of Screams"
Chicks n' Booze n' Stuff
Not unlocked yetComplete "Sanctuary of Sin"
Ran to the Hills
Not unlocked yetComplete "It's Raining Death"
Fistful of Fog
Not unlocked yetComplete "Dry Ice, Wet Graves"
No More Tears
Not unlocked yetComplete "Sea of Black Tears"
Overkill
Not unlocked yetComplete all hunting secondary missions
Squeal Like a Chicken
Not unlocked yetComplete all racing secondary missions
Protector
Not unlocked yetComplete 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions
Metal God
Not unlocked yetAchieve 100% completion on the stats screen
Serpent Samaritan
Not unlocked yetFree 40 Bound Serpents
Serpent Spanker
Not unlocked yetFree 80 Bound Serpents
Serpent Savior
Not unlocked yetFree all 120 Bound Serpents
One Hit Wonder
Not unlocked yetPurchase 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge
Loyal Customer
Not unlocked yetPurchase all upgrades in the Motor Forge
Virtuoso
Not unlocked yetLearn all guitar solos
Tourist
Not unlocked yetView all vistas
Now You Must Tell the Tale
Not unlocked yetView all Legends
Voices From Beyond
Not unlocked yetUnlock all songs in the Mouth of Metal
Flowerslave
Not unlocked yetSummon all Motor Forges
Practice Bloody Practice
Not unlocked yetWin an AI stage battle - any difficulty