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Gaslamp Games

Inc.

Gaslamp Games

Inc.

26 Oct, 2016 (8 years ago) Removed from shop STEAM
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Description

Take on the role of a Colonial Bureaucrat sent forth by the Clockwork Empire to build a Frontier Colony. Design buildings and their contents from the ground-up to feed the Ravenous Maw of Industry, manage the uniquely unruly population, and make Important Decisions when the Occult Investigator shows up for a surprise inspection. It's up to you to ensure the success of a Frontier Colony populated by ambitious overseers, brave soldiers, and oppressed labourers who work and live in workshops, mines, scientific laboratories, lavishly decorated houses, farms, chapels, pubs, and more!

But be wary - every colonist is a unique simulated individual with their own personality, motivation, secrets, and peculiar desires which must be satisfied lest they invite Terrible Consequences ranging from occult rituals to delicious cannibalism.

Features
  • Colonists are simulated with individual personalities, memories, and will be happy or miserable depending on your management.
  • Free-form building: Design your own floorplans & arrange machines, furniture, and decorations as you see fit. (Or stuff everyone into dire bunkhouses.)
  • Mine ore, chop trees, farm cabbage, brew beer, tin weird caviar and try to keep your people from eating one another!
  • Beware weird horrible things: Menacing Fishpeople, cults, cannibalism, and more await your colonists.

Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7, Operating System of The Lower Classes
  • Processor: Intel i5 Processor or Equivalent ("The Little Scrapper" model)
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA or AMD card capable of supporting OpenGL 3.2 Core or Above. INTEL HD3000 AND HD4000 GRAPHICS CARDS ARE NOT SUPPORTED.
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 4 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Lord Palmerstoke's Sound-Reproducing "Old-Timey" Wax Cylinder Driver
  • Additional Notes: INTEL HD3000 AND HD4000 GRAPHICS CARDS ARE NOT SUPPORTED. The Ministry for Video Game Drivers would like to remind you: true Patriots of the Empire always install their latest Graphics Card Drivers before Enjoying A Bracing Video Game, lest the Blackness Consume Us All.
Recommended:
  • OS *: Windows 7, 64-Bit Version (By Appointment to Her Majesty)
  • Processor: Intel i7 or above, fashioned of Stout Empire Tin and Burnished of Solid Pewter
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: A Big, Shiny NVIDIA or AMD Graphics Card With Lots of Fans Stuck to It. (Remember: More Fans Means More Steampunk!)
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
  • Storage: 8 GB available space
  • Sound Card: "His Masters' Voice" Novorusian All-Wailing Gramaphone Module and Borscht Dispensary
  • Additional Notes: The Ministry for Growth and Monitoring encourages you to buy a Really Big Monitor.

Mac Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: OS X 10.9 ("Mavericks") or above
  • Processor: 2013 Generation Macbook Pro or iMac or Mac Pro
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: We're still trying to figure this out. Stay tuned.
Recommended:
  • OS: OS X 10.... what number *is* Yosemite anyway?
  • Processor: 2014 Generation Macbook Pro or iMac or Mac Pro
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA or AMD Integrated Graphics Parts
  • Additional Notes: Note: some GeForce cards (700m series) are currently experiencing peculiar slowdowns. We are trying to figure this out. Stay tuned!
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The Feast Of Roanoke

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Have an act of cannibalism performed in your colony.

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Clear Cut

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Fell a forest of 100 trees for Progress!

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Innsmouth Massacre

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Kill 100 of those creepy Fishpeople who just want to be your friend.

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Strike the Earth!

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Mine 100 surface nodes of their precious ore.

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Extinction

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Kill 1,000 Dodos. In many cases extinction is entirely accidental, but this one requires dedication, hard work, and perseverance.

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Tip Top Caviar

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Tin 50 cans of Exotic Caviar - "The Tip Top Treat Aristocrats Demand".

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Tidy Estates

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Clear 50 disgusting grass clumps from the ground.

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The Demon Barber

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Have a Barber butcher a human corpse.

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For the love of God, Monstresor!

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Have a colonist starve to death inside a building with no door.

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Kuu! Kuu!

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Squish 100 Tiny Beetles.

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With Fire And Sword

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Eliminate a foreign unit using your military.

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Knights Of Steam

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Construct a glorious Steam Knight!

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Colonial Bureaucrat's Guide To Colonization

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Complete the entire tutorial like an upstanding Bureaucrat of the Empire would.

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Burgeoning Middle Class

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Reach the Overseer population limit.

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Malthusian Trap

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Reach the colony population limit.

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That Which Should Not Be Seen

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Perform an Act of Science using a shiny new Macroscope.

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Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt! Halt!

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Survive an Occult Investigation with no findings.

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Most Concerning

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Have a Cultist murder an Occult Inspector.

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Well Regarded

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Bring your standing with the Empire to the maximum level.

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Alas, Shackleton

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Survive for 50 days in a cold climate.

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The Green Hills Of Home

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Survive for 50 days in a temperate climate.

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Because It Is Clean

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Survive for 50 days in a desert climate.

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The Darien Scheme

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Survive for 50 days in a tropical climate.

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The Trick Is Not To Mind That It Hurts

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Have a Barber heal a colonist.