Click on door 430 five times.
Not unlocked yetClick on door 430 five times.
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Achievement
Not unlocked yetThis is an achievement.
Beat the game
Not unlocked yetComplete The Stanley Parable.
Commitment
Not unlocked yetPlay The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
Go outside
Not unlocked yetDon't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
You can't jump
Not unlocked yetNo seriously, we disabled it.
Speed run
Not unlocked yetComplete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unachievable
Not unlocked yetIt is impossible to get this achievement.
Welcome back!
Not unlocked yetQuit the game and then start it again.