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Dejobaan Games

LLC

Dejobaan Games

LLC

19 Feb, 2014 (11 years ago) 3.74$ STEAM
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Description

Drunken Robot Pornography (DRP) is a bullet-hell first-person shooter for Windows. Battle giant robots -- called Titans -- as they try to slice you apart with their lasers. Pick off their missile launchers, fry away their carbon fiber armor, and tear off their claws, leaving them writhing.

Drunken
You're Reuben Matsumoto. You used to own a bar.

Robot
You gave your robot bartender, Tim, sentience. He went nuts, stole your other 12 bots, and burned down your bar.

Pornography
He's attacking Boston with 20,000 drones, 40 Titans, and his lieutenants, the 12 Drunken Robot Centerfolds.

30-story tall giant robots. Jetpacks. Guns. It all started so innocently. Your robot bartender, Tim, used to make the best drinks at your nightclub. But you gave him sentience so that he could better empathize with the customers. Struck by the world's problems, he went crazy, burned your club to the ground, and fled with your twelve exotic robot dancers. Weeks later, giant robots started attacking the City of Boston -- not a coincidence!

Key features:

  • 3D First-person bullet-hell giant robot boss-battle(Titans) action!
  • Build Titans with the Giant Robot Construction Kit -- 600+ Titans in Steam Workshop already!
  • Create your own levels in the Arena Builder -- 200+ maps in Steam Workshop

Windows Requirements

  • OS *: Windows Vista, 7, 8
  • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
  • Memory: 2GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
  • DirectX®: 9.0c
  • Hard Drive: 2GB
  • Sound: DirectX Compatible Sound Card

Linux Requirements

  • OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or later
  • Processor: 1.7GHz Intel/AMD CPU
  • Memory: 2GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512MB 3D Card, Shader Model 3
  • Hard Drive: 2GB
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Are You Not So Precious That You Have Gotten Your First Kill?

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You have destroyed your first Titan.

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How Did You Manage to Come Out of That Unscathed, Anyway?

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Destroyed a Titan without having lost any health.

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I Sang Along!

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I am wearing Rohit's Impossibly Blue Pants.

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We're not telling. Ask your mother.

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I have bested R. Timothy Ambrosia in a test of strength and wills.

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Completed the game on any difficulty level.

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I have flown on a jellyfish without taking a lick of damage.

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Completed I Fly on a Jellyfish without taking any damage.

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I have completed my undergraduate degree without receiving an ounce of pain.

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Completed Sophomore Means Wise Idiot without taking any damage.

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I'm so much better bees. Look at my shiny unscathed body.

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Completed The Hive without taking any damage.

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I have received half a dozen achievements not even including this one.

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Received 6+ other achievements.

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Not only that, I received 7 other achievements not including this one!

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Received 7+ other achievements.

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Okay, now this is getting ridiculous.

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Received 8+ other achievements.