
Are You Not So Precious That You Have Gotten Your First Kill?
Not unlocked yetYou have destroyed your first Titan.

How Did You Manage to Come Out of That Unscathed, Anyway?
Not unlocked yetDestroyed a Titan without having lost any health.

I Sang Along!
Not unlocked yet
I am wearing Rohit's Impossibly Blue Pants.
Not unlocked yetWe're not telling. Ask your mother.

I have bested R. Timothy Ambrosia in a test of strength and wills.
Not unlocked yetCompleted the game on any difficulty level.

I have flown on a jellyfish without taking a lick of damage.
Not unlocked yetCompleted I Fly on a Jellyfish without taking any damage.

I have completed my undergraduate degree without receiving an ounce of pain.
Not unlocked yetCompleted Sophomore Means Wise Idiot without taking any damage.

I'm so much better bees. Look at my shiny unscathed body.
Not unlocked yetCompleted The Hive without taking any damage.

I have received half a dozen achievements not even including this one.
Not unlocked yetReceived 6+ other achievements.

Not only that, I received 7 other achievements not including this one!
Not unlocked yetReceived 7+ other achievements.

Okay, now this is getting ridiculous.
Not unlocked yetReceived 8+ other achievements.