Beta Blocker
Not unlocked yetBLOCKED! Block a kick to send it right back in their face!
Touchdown!
Not unlocked yetYou rumbled, tumbled, and nearly fumbled your way to the endzone and TOUCHED THE BALL DOWN to score your first touchdown! Wow!
A Molehill of L's
Not unlocked yetAfter 100 loses, don't you think it's time to retire? (Please don't actually stop playing my game)
The little l (not a capital I or one)
Not unlocked yetYou lost a singleplayer game to a poorly coded AI. Don't worry, you're future still looks bright!
Little Pile of L's
Not unlocked yet10 loses. Who do you think you are? The Chicago Bears? (please don't get mad at me Bears fans)
A Mountain of L's
Not unlocked yetYour perseverance is admirable. Your skill is not.
The Kick is GOOD!!!
Not unlocked yetCongratulations on making your kick after attempt! Your reward? 2 points instead of 1 just because of how special I think you are.
100 KECS
Not unlocked yetSorry, 100 KICKS made, not KECS. Stupid horse...
Ten Uprights Split
Not unlocked yet10 made kicks. Maybe try from a harder spot next time?
So Many Kicks, Maybe Too Many Kicks?
Not unlocked yet1,000 kicks made. 2,000 points scored just from kicks. It's no Adam Vinatieri, but at least you tried.
Lord have mercy
Not unlocked yetLosing a game by getting mercy ruled is embarrassing. But, hey, I have good news. It could always happen again
Mercy is for the weak
Not unlocked yetYou SMASHED your opponent on the field of Goblin Rules Football until the mercy rule saved them from further embarrassment
1v1 me bro
Not unlocked yetYou took your game to the mean streets of 1v1 goblin rules football
Squad Rolling Out
Not unlocked yetPlaying with friends? Randos? Doesn't matter. You're a 3 person squad squad now. Time to ride or die in your first 3v3 match.
Stubbed toe
Not unlocked yetOuch! Running into rocks, logs, and the other detritus littering the field is a bad idea. Avoid at all costs!
Un Hundredo Touchdown-o's
Not unlocked yet100 touchdowns scored. Pretty good. Solid Production. Jerry Rice scored 208, though, so maybe put in a little more effort?
10 Balls on the Ground (Pick them up!)
Not unlocked yet10 Touchdowns. Scion tC. 100 MPH. It all makes sense now.
One Thousand Touchdowns
Not unlocked yetAfter a thousand touchdowns, aren't your legs a little tired?
Learning how to lose
Not unlocked yetLearn the game of Goblin Rules Football by completing the tutorial
A Century of Wins
Not unlocked yet100 wins. #wow #whoa
The BIG W
Not unlocked yetYou won a singleplayer game! Wow!!!
Ten Dubs
Not unlocked yet10 wins? In a row??? Oh, not in a row. Oh well. Still impressive? Maybe?
Kilo-wins
Not unlocked yet1,000 wins. Who thought You'd ever do it? not me. I can't believe anyone has played this game that long. What are you even getting out of it at this point?
Howdy Howdy Howdy
Not unlocked yetA friendly YEEHAW to you too, good sir or madam or whatever honorific you go by