Boss 1
Not unlocked yetDefeat Boss 1
Boss 2
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Boss 3
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Boss 4
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Boss 5
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Boss 6
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Boss 7
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Boss 8
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WUFO
Not unlocked yetFinish the game
Game 100%
Not unlocked yetComplete 100% the game
Abduct Wi-Fi 1000
Not unlocked yetAbduct Wi-Fi 1000 times
Abduct Wi-Fi 2000
Not unlocked yetAbduct Wi-Fi 2000 times
Abduct Wi-Fi 3000
Not unlocked yetAbduct Wi-Fi 3000 times
Destroyer Noob
Not unlocked yetDestroy 500 space items
Destroyer Meh
Not unlocked yetDestroy 1000 space items
Destroyer Pro
Not unlocked yetDestroy 2000 space items
Unconstitutional
Not unlocked yetWhy did you do it? :(
CryptoWUFO
Not unlocked yetAre you going to hold it?
Unidentified flying cat
Not unlocked yetI think I've seen a cute kitty
Unidentified flying dog
Not unlocked yetwoof, woof!
Unidentified flying alien
Not unlocked yetWho has let him in?
WIFIT
Not unlocked yetYou are muscled now
Unidentified flying robot
Not unlocked yetArtificial intelligence?