Well, look what you found there
Not unlocked yetPicked up your first Collectible.
Ah, finally some peace and quiet
Not unlocked yetCollected all Collectibles.
Big Meanie
Not unlocked yetKnocked Ike over with an object.
Testing the Fences
Not unlocked yetBroke 20 panes of glass.
Art Major
Not unlocked yetViewed your portrait in all dimensions.
Still Alive
Not unlocked yetMade it through every level at least once without dying.
Explorer of All Roads
Not unlocked yetSolved 'Choose Wisely' by choosing each battery first.
Outstanding Ornithologist
Not unlocked yetComplete all levels in "The Desmond Debacle".
Eagle Eyed
Not unlocked yetCollect all collectibles in "The Desmond Debacle".
Two Drink Minimum
Not unlocked yetAchieve Shift Goal on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle".
Ludicrous Speed
Not unlocked yetAchieve Goal Time on all levels in "The Desmond Debacle".
Left or Dead?
Not unlocked yetMake it through every level in "The Desmond Debacle" at least once without dying.
In less than 12 parsecs
Not unlocked yetAchieved Goal Times on all maps.
Astounding Automator
Not unlocked yetComplete all levels in "IKE-aramba!".
Bots beget bots
Not unlocked yetCollect all collectibles in "IKE-aramba!".
Alternating Currents
Not unlocked yetAchieve Shift Goal on all levels in "IKE-aramba!".
Short Circuits
Not unlocked yetAchieve Goal Time on all levels in "IKE-aramba!".
No disassemble!
Not unlocked yetMake it through every level in "IKE-aramba!" at least once without dying.
Honor Student
Not unlocked yetAchieved Shifts Goal on all maps.
Did a Thing!
Not unlocked yetUsed the 'Do A Thing!' menu item.
Nuclear Nooby
Not unlocked yetPicked up the IDS device.
Dimensional Drifter
Not unlocked yetPowered up the first generator.
Symmetrical Sojourner
Not unlocked yetPowered up the second generator.
Peerless Perambulator
Not unlocked yetPowered up the third generator.