Adventurer
Not unlocked yetBeat all of the forest levels.
Dungeoneer
Not unlocked yetBeat all of the dungeon levels.
Explorer
Not unlocked yetFind the secret room.
Instant Regret
Not unlocked yet
Strange Noises
Not unlocked yetActivate mouth sounds.
Fine-Tuned
Not unlocked yetVisit the options menu.
Chunky
Not unlocked yetTry out the lowest resolution.
Become British
Not unlocked yetEquip Spiffy.
Completionist
Not unlocked yetUnlock all equipment.
Classy
Not unlocked yetUnlock every class.
The Necromancer
Not unlocked yetBeat the final boss.
Apprentice
Not unlocked yetSwing your weapon 100 times.
Squire
Not unlocked yetSwing your weapon 1,000 times.
Knight
Not unlocked yetSwing your weapon 10,000 times.
Warrior
Not unlocked yetSwing your weapon 100,000 times.
Champion
Not unlocked yetSwing your weapon 1,000,000 times.
Quester
Not unlocked yetComplete 1 quest.
Questing
Not unlocked yetComplete 10 quests.
Questified
Not unlocked yetComplete 100 quests.
Questification
Not unlocked yetComplete 1,000 quests.
First Kill
Not unlocked yetKill 1 enemy.
Killing Spree
Not unlocked yetKill 50 enemies.
Madman
Not unlocked yetKill 100 enemies.
Destroyer
Not unlocked yetKill 500 enemies.