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gaem by jj

gaem by jj

4 Aug, 2022 (2 years ago) 9.99$ STEAM
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About the Game



h8machine is a cardgame set in a dystopian future in which Artificial Intelligence 🤖🤖🤖 has completely overtaken the online world 🌐🌐🌐 and the worst part is - it learned to behave just like us 💩💩💩...



but AI isn't just a flavor here! an in-game neural network allows you to customize and randomize 2D art in real time! with this TECHNOLOGY, you can fully immerse yourself in the world of anime profile pics posting complete garbage. it's just like real life social media!


no one uses realtime-with-pause in cardgames, probably for some good reason. but screw it, I like RTWP so I just put it in!

the flow of time is your main resource! will you get lost in the hectic chaos of ticking timers, or will you optimize every fraction of a second at your disposal? remember: the active pause system allows you to play any card you want while the time stops. use it to make your decisions and execute powerful combos!



are you tired of collecting cards one by one and having to remove the crap ones from your deck as a deckbuilder game goes on? in h8machine, you grab packets of cards with their own "personalities" instead, internet stereotypes and whatnot. each of these personalities contributes 1/3 of your deck, and you can mix&match them to easily form decks with a pre-constructed feel

Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: Tested on Windows 10.
  • Graphics: GPU required for artwork generation. Not tested below GeForce 9xx series.
  • Storage: 100 MB available space
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Touching Grass

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SHUT IT

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Win with 10+ posts in play.

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Touching Cloth

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Win a fight with almost no brain.

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Great taste in vidya, king.

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You opened h8machine.

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how do i play card????

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You finished the tutorial.

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Average Trap Enthusiast

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Average F2P BTW

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Didn't see it coming.

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clown badge

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Average Checklist Fan

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Beat the game with 20 different reward personalities.

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Average Achievement Enjoyer

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Beat the game with 40 different reward personalities.

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LAUGH OUT LOUD

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Beat the final boss with a mostly 🤣 deck.

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To be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand h8machine.

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Beat the final boss with a mostly 🤔 deck.

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RAGING WITH A FORCE OF 1000 SUNS

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Beat the final boss with a mostly 😡 deck.

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This is so sad, can we get 100 likes?

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L is for the way you lick your mic...

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Beat the final boss with a mostly 😍 deck.

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h8machine

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He's watching.

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the absolute madman!!!

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No theatrics

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WORDSWORDSWORDS

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Enjoy the silence

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