Alright, I’ll bite.
Not unlocked yetPlay a Community level
At least you finished
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Beast
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Blazing Speed
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Blistering Pace
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Boom and Blood
Not unlocked yetKill 5 enemies with one explosion
Crypt Breaker
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Deadfast
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Fast-Livin’
Not unlocked yetFinish one slow motion level without using slow motion.
Forge Caster
Not unlocked yetObtain all skulls in chapter 3
Forge Master
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Gone for Gold
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I’ll take you all on!
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Inhuman
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Just a little Faster
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Let’s Rock!
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Lieutenant
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You’re locked in here with me!
Not unlocked yetKill 1000 enemies
A Pat on the Back
Not unlocked yetBeat Patrick on Crypt-3
Pretty Pretty Shiny Shiny
Not unlocked yetObtain your first skull
Private
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Rocket Reversal
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Ruin Razer
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Sergeant
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