You have stolen a meagre amount of things. Congratulations

You can now call yourself a true burglar. Your parents would be proud.

You have made a name for yourself. Rumours swirl about your existance.

You have amassed a fortune of illicit funds. Your name evokes fear in the eyes of the idle wealthy.

You have broken a few things and made people sad. Good job.

You have destroyed a lot of stuff. People are getting annoyed.

You have become well-known for destroying everything that you come across.

You destroy with reckless abandon. Fragility must be shattered. The whole made many. You are on a crusade of chaos and nothing stands in your way.

You have begun the journey to become an infiltrator. Go unseen.

You are well on your way to mastering infiltration. You tread lightly, and keep hidden.

You have become a ghost. Clouds obscure your form. You leap like a frog and disappear like an apparition.

You have begun the journey to become a strongman. Go smash.

You getting good strong. Powerful yes. Big strength.

Strong now. Not think. Lift, smash, throw.

You have begun the journey to become a mastermind. Go plot.

Your brain has grown to 1.5x its previous size. You feel as though you're on the cusp of mastering your intellect.

You have achieved the Master Mind. You can multiply large numbers in your head. You see reality in code. You are concerned that your brain may be leaking out of your head slightly.

Steal someone's toilet. You monster.

Steal a vehicle. You don't know how to drive.

Steal 5 vehicles. You still don't have a license.

Steal 25 cars. And you did it without ever disabling the parking brakes. Impressive.

Steal 5 gold bars. All of them fake.

Steal a resident. Don't ask too many questions about the buyer.

Steal 5 residents. You're starting to scare me.