Underdog
Not unlocked yetComplete any level in NERFED mode
Cannot be kept down
Not unlocked yetComplete all levels in NERFED mode
Gotta go fast
Not unlocked yetBeat any level's par time in SPEEDRUN mode
World Record
Not unlocked yetBeat all level's par times in SPEEDRUN mode
This Has Never Happened Before
Not unlocked yetMiss the par time by less than a second for any level in SPEEDRUN mode
They're features!
Not unlocked yetBeat the level Escaping the Swarm
You Cheated Not Only the Game, But Yourself
Not unlocked yetYou didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
Ratatatata
Not unlocked yetFire 10000 bullets from your blaster
This was a triumph
Not unlocked yetBeat the final boss
How low can you go?
Not unlocked yetBeat the level Deeper Descent
On the rocks
Not unlocked yetFind and collect all gems in the game
God Gamer
Not unlocked yetBeat the level Prickly Predicament in Nerfed mode
