SouthEast
Not unlocked yetI'm not saying you'll find something there, but you'll find something there.
NorthEast
Not unlocked yetOk I know what I said before, but now I'm serious, nothing to see here!
NorthWest
Not unlocked yetNo point in going to that corner of the map.
SouthWest
Not unlocked yetIn my opinion, definitely the most boring area. There's just nothing there.
Cardinal Directions
Not unlocked yetWow you really get around don't ya?
Escape!
Not unlocked yetYou have escaped the lab and beat the game. Congratulations!
High Flyer
Not unlocked yetJetpacks are pretty cool too, so you're welcome.
A Rope Situation
Not unlocked yetGrappling hooks are pretty cool aren't they? You're welcome.
These Boots Were Made for Stomping
Not unlocked yetStomp on 20 enemy robots
PHIL!
Not unlocked yetDefeat Phil
Robotocide
Not unlocked yetKill all enemies