Big Dipper
Not unlocked yetTake a dip in the castle's moat (somehow?)
Wand-O-Rama
Not unlocked yetObtain all 5 magic wands
Alchemists Anonymous
Not unlocked yetChange an axe into the golden variety
Early Retirement
Not unlocked yetBuy everything from the Rogue Soldier's shop
A... G..G..Ghost!!
Not unlocked yetDiscover the secret ghost shop
We Three Rings
Not unlocked yetHold all 3 rings at once
Scuba Steve!
Not unlocked yetDiscover this guy, wherever he is..
Target: Creeper
Not unlocked yetKill the Creeper!
Target: Templars
Not unlocked yetKill the Templar bosses!
Target: Hugo
Not unlocked yetKill Hugo, the giant bat!
Target: Worm
Not unlocked yetKill the Worm!
Target: Necro
Not unlocked yetKill the Necromancer!
Elevator Action
Not unlocked yetFind a way to power up the castle elevator
Avid Reader
Not unlocked yetFind and read the 2 secret books
Hangman Skelly
Not unlocked yetLower the castle's giant hangman's noose
Our Hero!
Not unlocked yetDonate at least 300 food to the cultists' food chest. (Carries over through multiple games)
Vanilla Victory!
Not unlocked yetDefeat King Fatass on Vanilla Mode
Old-Time Legend
Not unlocked yetDefeat King Fatass on Old School Mode
Frozen Food Action
Not unlocked yetDiscover the freezer's combination and unlock it
Red State
Not unlocked yetCollect all 3 pieces: Harmour, Knight Shield, & the Old Helm
Harold by thy Name
Not unlocked yetHelp Maude Moth bring her husband home!