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An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs

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Strange Scaffold

Strange Scaffold

25 May, 2021 (4 years ago) 19.99$ STEAM
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Description

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About the Game


An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs is a first-person open-world comedy adventure game with a very long name. You and your fiancée are the last two human beings left in the universe. Dogs run airports, along with the rest of society. Deal with alien logic, travel issues, and strange stock photo dogs as you attempt to stay in touch with the person you love, when you both live your lives on the go!

FEATURING

  • Bribe Dog, the dog who loves bribes.
  • Secrets scattered across a universe of large, simulated airports, complete with timetables and flight cancellations.
  • Awkward conversations with your canine fellow passengers.
  • An alien language you can translate, to discover the bad jokes dogs write when humans aren't around.
  • A cup of coffee larger than your body.
  • A cup of coffee larger than a building.
  • Spray cans you can use to cocoon the building-sized coffee monolith with festive colors before drinking it in a single gulp.
  • A healthy long-distance relationship.
  • An infinite number of hands that you can use to pet any dog, at any time.



I'd really like to explain more, but the game is called An Airport for Aliens Currently Run by Dogs. Or, Dog Airport Game, if you're tired. It already explains everything. Any further words (and we've used a lot) are meaningless. Pulling these sentences from the void only adds to a debt I cannot pay.

Buy my Dog Airport Game.
Please.

Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows 8; 64-bit
  • Processor: @ 2 GHz
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 2000
  • Storage: 3 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Please.
  • Additional Notes: It's not a very intensive game, but it *can* look really stylish.
Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

Mac Requirements

Minimum:
    Recommended:

      Linux Requirements

      Minimum:
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          Heartbeat Sensor

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          You've been given a human heart! Unfortunately...

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          Beachwell Interstellar

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          Entered the airport known as Beachwell.

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          Patsville Interstellar

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          Entered the airport known as Patsville.

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          Doggdrasil Interstellar

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          Entered the airport known as Elf Planet.

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          Uranus Interstellar

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          Entered the airport known as Uranus. *snrrk*

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          Phobos Interstellar

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          Entered the airport known as Phobos.

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          Marinara Trench Interstellar

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          Entered the airport known as the Marinara Trench.

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          Oh No

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          Received a dark, spherical gift, for free.

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          Free Money

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          Found out that dogs don't care about the concept of human currency. Hooray!

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          Pupular Artist

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          You received a spray can from a cat.

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          Wake-Pup Call

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          You started playing. Thank you for supporting our weird dog airport game!

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          Novice Petter

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          Pet characters 5 times in a single session.

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          Amateur Petter

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          Pet characters 25 times in a single session.

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          Experienced Petter

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          Pet characters 50 times in a single session.

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          Veteran Petter

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          Pet characters 100 times in a single session.

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          Petting with Purpose

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          Pet characters 250 times in a single session.

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          DEITY OF PETTING

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          Pet characters 704 times in a single session.

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          EmBARK

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          Managed to catch a flight for the first time after getting knocked-out by a 7-foot tall husky. Good for you!

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          Chad Meetspeare

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          Met Chad Shakespeare for the first time. The pleasure is yours.

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          David Whonie?

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          Met David Bonie for the first time.

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          Scrapborker

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          Opened your Pupperdex - for the first time of many!

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          Teleporter

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          You've broken the laws of physics and figured out a handy way to get yourself out of horrible mishaps! Teleporting is rad!