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There Is No Game: Jam Edition 2015

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Draw Me A Pixel

Draw Me A Pixel

18 Mar, 2020 (5 years ago) Free STEAM
Kinguin
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Description

I told you there is no game!
It's not like it’s a Point&Click that won the 2015 Construct Deception Jam, or that millions of people have tried it.
Of course not!
And if you’ve never heard of it, now’s the perfect time to go for a walk, read a book... or something…

WEAK POINTS:

  • It's free, which is a problem when you go to ask for a refund.
  • The voice-over acting is pathetic.
  • There are only two different endings, which you’ll never even get to because you’re not going to install it.

HIGHLIGHTS

  • Since there's no game, you'll be saving a lot of time. Isn't that great?
  • It contains a keyboard shortcut that simplifies your progress: ALT+F4


If, despite all these warnings, you “had fun,” we strongly advise you not to click on the following image to discover "THERE IS NO GAME: Wrong dimension".



No, really... don't do it.


Windows Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7, 8, 10
  • Processor: Dual Core with SSE2 instruction set support
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD 4000
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 100 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Built In

Mac Requirements

Minimum:
  • OS: OS X Sierra 10.12+
  • Processor: Dual Core with SSE2 instruction set support
  • Memory: 4 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 1024MB VRAM, Metal/OpenGL 3.2 (Intel HD 4000)
  • Storage: 120 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Built In
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Animal cruelty

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You should be ashamed of yourself!

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Breakout master

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Break all the bricks before the program says "Goat."

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Not nice at all

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You made the right choice.

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Let's be friends

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You made the right choice.

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Bad student

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I was expecting a word, you know, something that makes sense. But you think you’re smart.

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Ready for the circus!

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Use the metal crate to bounce one of the letters from the title up and down 10 times in a row without letting it hit the ground.

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Sharpshooter

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While the speaker is moving around, press it within 3 seconds.