Tinkerer
Not unlocked yetPurchase 5 peashooter upgrades as Stuart
Absolute Stuart
Not unlocked yetComplete all special runs with Stuart
Absolute Morris
Not unlocked yetComplete all special runs with Morris
Absolute Gunther
Not unlocked yetComplete all special runs with Gunther
Absolute Brutus
Not unlocked yetComplete all special runs with Brutus
Absolute Humphrey
Not unlocked yetComplete all special runs with Humphrey
Absolute Gem
Not unlocked yetComplete all special runs with each character
Honourable Discharge
Not unlocked yetDefeat Commander Cacti
Fish Bones
Not unlocked yetDefeat Chum
Third Degree Burns
Not unlocked yetDefeat Hothead
River Wrestler
Not unlocked yetDefeat Croc n' Ball
Conqueror
Not unlocked yetDefeat the final boss
Dimension Hopper
Not unlocked yetReach the Lower World
Pound of flesh
Not unlocked yetCompletely use an altar and be left with less than 5 HP
Fly Swatter
Not unlocked yetKill 5 or more flies at once using the Fuzzy Socks
Parry Pong
Not unlocked yetKill a nomad by Parrying one of their parrying shots
Gunther
Not unlocked yetUnlock Gunther
Humphrey
Not unlocked yetUnlock Humphrey
The Regular
Not unlocked yetBuy 25 items from the item shop