
Surprise!!
Not unlocked yetBuy a surpise from Melisande

Nerd
Not unlocked yetRead a book from a bookshelf

Free Of Chains
Not unlocked yetRelease all the chains

Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe
Not unlocked yetPick up a Mistlefoe

Cockadoodledoo!
Not unlocked yetFind the marvelous Chickenator

Are you ready to rumble?
Not unlocked yetGet your very first lethal weapon

I've got the power
Not unlocked yetGet full strength when Level Up

Catch me if you can
Not unlocked yetGet full agility when Level Up

I'm feeling lucky!
Not unlocked yetGet full luck when Level Up

Better safe than sorry - use protection
Not unlocked yetGet full protection when Level Up

Karaoke king
Not unlocked yetMake the Bard play another song

European karaoke king
Not unlocked yetMake the Bard play another song while you are drunk

Blurry depth perception
Not unlocked yetKill your first Sven-Olof

Mushroom soup of the day
Not unlocked yetKill your first Fungoid Bob

AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!
Not unlocked yetCatch fire

Catch the bus with me!
Not unlocked yetBlow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

Butcher
Not unlocked yetKill 100 enemies

Master Butcher
Not unlocked yetKill 500 enemies

My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!
Not unlocked yetKill 1000 enemies

Pasta Bolognese
Not unlocked yetWhoop Ass 10 times!

Thats disgusting!
Not unlocked yetUse the stinky outhouse

Fire-fighter!
Not unlocked yetPut out the fire

Rolling, Rolling, Rolling
Not unlocked yetDodge 20 times

I'm going to get a concussion
Not unlocked yetDodge 100 times