Stole an out-of-state drivers license from some guy from Saskatchewan.

Coached a comedian for his big stage show, but respectfully did not attend.

Taught a smoker that smoking isn't cool, but giving money to strangers is.

Helped reunite two distant lovers, even if one of them was kinda annoying.

Witnessed a town of people wear the next great fashion craze.

Helped a strange, cheese-obsessed person find a connection in this crazy, mixed-up world.

Took Ted's briefcase without participating in his contest.

Helped the collector realize he's kind of a cool guy.

Told your mom the truth, it's her fault if she doesn't believe you, right?

Rewound tapes for money and earned back everything they took from you.

Got lost and found the worst place on earth.

Was politely asked to leave a moving train.