Home Row
Not unlocked yetWin one battle.
Eater of Words
Not unlocked yet
Efficient
Not unlocked yetUse a contraction.
Maximum Efficiency
Not unlocked yetUse 50 contractions.
Attention
Not unlocked yetPut up a good fight against the officer outside.
Threat
Not unlocked yetPut up a great fight against the officer outside.
Hazard
Not unlocked yetPut up the best fight against the officer outside.
Pet The Dog
Not unlocked yetPet the dog.
Pet the Dog Again
Not unlocked yetPet the Dog in The Numb Lock.
Cold-Blooded
Not unlocked yetDefeat all enemies on one floor.
Heartless
Not unlocked yetDefeat all enemies on three floors.
Unsparing
Not unlocked yetDefeat all enemies in the tower.
Stonks
Not unlocked yetDefeat Economical Evergreen.
Furious
Not unlocked yet
Bon Appétit
Not unlocked yetCollect every piece of heart fruit in the tower.
Nook n’ Cranny
Not unlocked yetMap out one floor.
Surveyor
Not unlocked yetMap out three floors.
Cartographer
Not unlocked yetMap out the entire tower
Piracy
Not unlocked yet
One Down, ??? To Go
Not unlocked yetSave everyone on one floor.
Charitable
Not unlocked yetSave everyone on three floors.
Humanitarian First, Typist Second
Not unlocked yetSave everyone in the tower.
Absolute Zero
Not unlocked yetSave everyone from The Numb Lock.
The Numb Lock
Not unlocked yetStart a Numb Lock save file.