
That Which Is Seen Cannot Be Unseen
Not unlocked yetMaster the Perception Skill Tree.

Steal This Achievement
Not unlocked yetMaster the Burglary Skill Tree.

Stick A Knife In It, It's Done
Not unlocked yetMaster the Assassination Skill Tree

Love Slave of Yoggoth
Not unlocked yetMaster the Fungus Mastery Skill Tree.

Brew Fame, Bottle Glory, Stopper Death
Not unlocked yetMaster the Alchemy Skill Tree.

There's Really Nothing Funny About The Phrase "Wand Lube"
Not unlocked yetMaster the Wand Lore Skill Tree.

Sallah, I Said No Camels
Not unlocked yetMaster the Archaeology Skill Tree.

Mister Smith
Not unlocked yetMaster the Smithing Skill Tree.

Perilous Podiatry
Not unlocked yetDie by kicking a door down.

I Smoulder With Generic Rage
Not unlocked yetGet killed at the hands of an Enraged Diggle.

I Tink, Therefore I Am
Not unlocked yetMaster the Tinkering Skill Tree.

High Cholesterol
Not unlocked yetEat One Hundred Diggle Eggs.

Crime Doesn't Pay
Not unlocked yetGet killed by Brax.

Accidents Happen
Not unlocked yetEnrage the Shopkeeper.

Respect Mah Authoritah
Not unlocked yetGet killed by a Dread Collector.

Fruit
Not unlocked yetCreate some Fruit.

The Lake Wobegon Achievement
Not unlocked yetEat some Lutefisk.

Everybody Loves a Pork Sword
Not unlocked yetCraft the Omnipotent Pork Sword.

Canadian Pride
Not unlocked yetEquip the Maple Shield AND the Toque of Kanada.

Realms of the Id
Not unlocked yetEquip the Rusty Helm AND the Green Armour.

Krong is a Fickle God
Not unlocked yetGet cursed by Krong 100 times.

Not the Bees!
Not unlocked yetDie at the hands of Thaumites.

Honey Badger Don't Care
Not unlocked yetSurvive an accidental, or deliberate, Thaumiting.

This Root Shall Suffer
Not unlocked yetImbibe the Root of T'Char.