Receive 10,000,000 Slashing damage

Receive 50,000,000 Slashing damage

Receive 1,000,000 Sonic damage

Receive 10,000,000 Sonic damage

Receive 50,000,000 Sonic damage

Receive 1,000,000 Toxic damage

Receive 10,000,000 Toxic damage

Receive 50,000,000 Toxic damage

You've defeated Ascii Oakley and her posse of Robot Cowboys!

You have brought the infamous inmates Buzzard, Rot, Darkmoon, Windfist and Neanderthal back to justice!

Take a ride on the Snake Gulch carousel

Search the dud bomb in the northeast Atomic Wasteland.

You've discovered a little nook!

Find all neighborhoods and respawn points in the desert.

Disable ten VIPER flak guns

Find all Respawns in the Desert

You've defeated Hanging Judge Hensley

This document is classified and intended for VIPER agents with only “Venom” level security clearance or higher. Information within document pertains to history of location code named “Area 51.” Formerly a secret U.S. military base, Area 51 was decommissioned during a round of budget cuts in the 1990s. VIPER has since covertly assumed control of base and is using it as base of operation to investigate nearby crash of interstellar extraterrestrial vehicle belonging to Qularr. This document will now self destruct.

The site of extensive nuclear testing by the government in the 1950s, this area is unfit for any sort of habitation due to deadly amounts of radiation. Side effects of this radiation include mutation, diminished capacity and heightened aggression. Project Greenskin scientists are pursuing multiple avenues to clean up the waste and toxicity of the Atomic Wasteland. They hypothesize that humans may be able to return here and experience no noticeable adverse effects from the radiation in as little as a million years!

Low level radiation permeates this area, though Burning Sands is not nearly as deadly as the Atomic Wasteland to the north, where most of the government’s nuclear tests were performed in the 1950s. Nonetheless, prolonged exposure to the radiation in this area is not recommended, as PRIMUS has already seen deleterious effects and diminished mental capacity in some of their soldiers stationed to Burning Sands. If you experience nausea or vertigo, it is recommended you leave Burning Sands immediately.

A thriving frontier boom town during the gold rush of the mid-nineteenth century, Burnside dried up a few months after the depletion of its largest, and last, gold vein. A ghost town ever since, Burnside has experienced an reawaking of late, as dark mysticism has compelled the long dead townspeople to rise from their graves as spirits with an insatiable hunger for the souls of the living.

History of Snake Gulch...

This statue commemorates the lives that were tragically cut short during a rampage by the supervillain Grond. After the army base that originally stood here was reduced to rubble by the raging behemoth, PRIMUS rebuilt the base and renamed it “Project Greenskin.” We have dedicated our efforts to stopping Grond, and all the other unfortunate souls who have been transformed by radiation into creatures of mindless, mutant rage.

Howdy pardner, and welcome to the Snake Gulch, and rootinest, tootinest, rowdiest robot cowboy amusement park on this side of the Pecos! Built by genius toymaker and robotician Tyrell Donaldson, Snake Gulch provides a heapin’ dose of fun and adventure for the entire family. Snake Gulch attracts tourists from around the globe, who come to see the Old West recreated in a contained environment that’s both safe and educational. Take off yer spurs, grab a sarsaparilla, and stay for a while. At Snake Gulch, we guarantee a good time—or your money back!