Complete all of Chapter Five without tripping a single alarm.

Achieve, if not quite your wildest dreams, at least a couple of fair-to-moderate ones.

Don't let a little minor brain damage keep you from winning a fight.

Sacrifice a body part for the cause.

Be the least goodest guy you can be.

As Fiorella, successfully fly the Nuclear Powered Toaster.

Prove that they just don't make 'em like they used to.

At a critical moment, make sure no enemy leaves the battlefield alive.

At a critical moment, value restraint over satisfaction.

Avoid unnecessary wear and tear on your vehicle.

Shamelessly exploit your connections for the greater good.

Go 0-for-2 in finding important people willing to help you out.

Push one of your comrades to loathe the very sight of you.

Complete the mountain path in chapter 3 and enter the base without being captured.

Snoop around as Fiorella and find out something about your destination in chapter 1.

Be the most goodest guy out there!

If they can build it, you can punch it out.

Come to a nonviolent resolution with an engine of destruction. It's less exciting, but at least there's not as much mess to clean up afterwards.

Bring your meeting in chapter 4 to a satisfying conclusion.

Bring one of your enemy's toys down to earth in chapter 3.