Take that boss man! I exploded on you! Rawr!
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Kamikaze That Mr Space Worm! Blown to HELL! Ha!
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I blew that tentacle looking bastard to kingdom come!
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I just blasted my first asteroid with Zaxpoleon Dynamite! WhooHooo!
Not unlocked yetWhat a freakin' Blast!
It wasn't easy, but I ain't cheesy!
Not unlocked yetThat lightning shootin' alien ship just got REKT by yours truly!
That damn dynamite saved my life! That red space blob is vaporized!
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I done learned a whole lot about well.. about rocks and shiny stuff!
Not unlocked yetMomma didn't raise no fool!
I tried going "All In" with "Up Your A55" and I gotta say, It is Amazing!
Not unlocked yet"Up Yours Too Buddy!" ;-)
No obstacle is too big if you set your mind to beating it!
Not unlocked yetMonster Rock + Me = Pile of Dust!
I didn't let good ol' earth take even a scratch baby!
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I was getting lazy out in space, drinking a cold beer
Not unlocked yetAnd then this big ugly green rock thing did appear!
I kicked his ass! Yeah! The bigger they are, the harder they fall!
Not unlocked yetOh My God did he leave a lot of parts in my way!