OMG! I'm an 8 Second Man!
Not unlocked yetIt's not easy lasting 8 seconds before exploding!
I'm a 30 Second Dream Machine!
Not unlocked yetHolding it for 30 whole seconds takes mad skills!
45 Seconds Baby! Get in Line!
Not unlocked yetYou gotta get in line if you wanna play now! I got massive lasting power here!
90 Seconds of Pure Perfection!
Not unlocked yetI'm just getting warmed up, are you ready for more?
1 Minute of Frantic, Furious Action!
Not unlocked yetWho ain't got time for a minute man?! Call on me whenever you got a minute to spare baby!
2 Minutes. Double the Fun!
Not unlocked yetI never thought I could last two minutes, but it went by too fast honey!
3 Whole Minutes Equals Triple Pleasure!
Not unlocked yetFirst I tried the 2 min action, now I'm loving the 3 min!
4 Fabulous Minutes is how I rock it!
Not unlocked yetI just gave it 4.. had so much fun that I wanna last a few more!
5 Minutes I Stayed Alive! High Five!
Not unlocked yetNot anyone can last 5 minutes of that wild ride, but I lasted and held my pride!
I Scored 1,000+ in Hard Rock Mode!
Not unlocked yetNothin' to be shy about, 1k points is worthy with only one life to live!
I just achieved 2,500 points in the hardest of hard times!
Not unlocked yetHard Rock Mode: 2,500 Points! Respect this!
5,000 Points in Hard Rock mode!
Not unlocked yetBow to me now. Before I give you my 5k "pow"!
You Can't Top This! TEN THOUSAND in Hard Rock Baby!
Not unlocked yetThe skills required to get 10k is higher than what's needed to be in the NFL today!
10 Fast Paced, Furious Minutes!
Not unlocked yetWho wouldn't want someone who can last 10+ minutes at this kinda action!?
15 Minutes of Hard C.. err R..ock Action! I'm a Rock 'n Roll God!
Not unlocked yetI dare anyone to last this long!
20 Mind Blastin' Hard & Fast Minutes of This!?
Not unlocked yetYou can't handle this! ..You can't handle me baby!
Half an Hour Of Pure Perfection! RAWR!
Not unlocked yetI am truly One-In-A-Million! I'm THAT damn good!
25,000 Points in Hard Rock Madness! Holy Smokes I'm Good!
Not unlocked yetInstincts of a cheetah, Blessed Skills of the Heavens! That's Me Baby!
I collected my first Zaxpoleon Dynamite!
Not unlocked yet
I've collected FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites!
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I've collected TEN Zaxpoleon Dynamites!
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I've collected TWENTY FIVE Zaxpoleon Dynamites!
Not unlocked yet
Oops! I done blown up my A55 Kicker!
Not unlocked yet