Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.