Dress to kill
Not unlocked yetGet your first armor
It's not Dark Souls, but...
Not unlocked yetYou died
Lovecraft lover
Not unlocked yetComplete the bartender's quest
Don't kick the dog
Not unlocked yetSpare his life
A light twice as bright
Not unlocked yetFind the flashlight
Come play with me
Not unlocked yetFind the keys to the big house
"Pixie dust"
Not unlocked yetFind the bag of something
Insert Dirty Harry quote
Not unlocked yetFind that certain gun
A Mighty Flame Followeth
Not unlocked yetBuild the flamethrower
An apple a day
Not unlocked yetFind an apple
Shitter's clogged
Not unlocked yetKeep on clicking the outhouse
Knee-Deep in...
Not unlocked yetKill 100 enemies
If a tree is shot, will it make a sound?
Not unlocked yetKill the huge tree monster
A family reunion
Not unlocked yetReunite the sisters
Look at you, Hacker
Not unlocked yetTamper with the plant computer
Feel the noise!
Not unlocked yetStart the generator
Collateral damage
Not unlocked yetKill an enemy with the explosion of a Blow-up
Far out fungus
Not unlocked yetYou've discovered the mysterious fungus
Junkyard bros
Not unlocked yetYou've saved the two guys at the junkyard
Tentacle surprise!
Not unlocked yetMaybe that was not wise
A horror cliche
Not unlocked yetWhy would there be keys in a locked car?
Adult pacifier
Not unlocked yetSometimes you just need something to get through the day
...OR IS IT?
Not unlocked yetFinish the game
It's set in Finland, can you tell?
Not unlocked yetVisit the sauna