Babu Steps.
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You had one job!
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Mr. Try Hard
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Glutton For Punishment.
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I’m the BWASS!
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How I like my porn.
Not unlocked yetBeat the game in hardcore mode.
What's the safety word?
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Euthanize Me Daddy!
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Basement Dweller.
Not unlocked yetGet fifty million points in combined game plays.
BALLIN!
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Technical Difficulties.
Not unlocked yetDestroy thirty drones.
Macro Management.
Not unlocked yetKill seventy five bosses.
Home wrecker!
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Speed Runner!
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King of Icons!
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Golf Clap…
Not unlocked yetReach level five
Jazz hands…
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Dumpster Diver
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You tried!
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An effort was made.
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Props!
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Playing with food.
Not unlocked yetKill four thousand civilians
Bigger, fatter, harder
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Sheen.exe
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