Get Swol.
Not unlocked yetBoost health 50% using run bonuses
Call the police!
Not unlocked yetGet robbed!
The Voyeur
Not unlocked yetView all cutscenes
Jirard would be proud!
Not unlocked yetUnlock EVERYTHING!
Jet crusher!
Not unlocked yetDestroy twenty jets.
Destruction derby!
Not unlocked yetDestroy two thousand five hundred vehicles
Would you like fries with that COMBO?!
Not unlocked yetGet a combo over 50.
Cool Stories, Bro
Not unlocked yetDestroy thirty five thousand stories.
Adblock Pro
Not unlocked yetDestroy five hundred signs
Noob Cannon
Not unlocked yetKill fifty snipers
Shots. Shots. Shots. Shots, Shot-Shots!
Not unlocked yetBreak five thousand bottles
No Frugality
Not unlocked yetSpend sixty five thousand dollars.
Humiliation
Not unlocked yetHumiliate twenty bosses
The Devil is a Salesman
Not unlocked yetGet Swindled
Silver Lining.
Not unlocked yetWin twenty five minigames.
So you think it can't get worse?
Not unlocked yetLose twenty five mini-games.
Sharing is Caring!
Not unlocked yetTrade with Myle
I'm surprised you’re still playing this.
Not unlocked yetBeat the game twenty times
Not all lizards!
Not unlocked yetGet some love from a green friend.
Hardcore Mode Unlocked
Not unlocked yetYou can now play in hardcore mode.