Nine Funkotronians
Not unlocked yetPlay as each of the playable characters
Rhythm Star
Not unlocked yetBeat the 5th level in Rhythm Matching
99 Problems (But A Buck Ain't One)
Not unlocked yetHave at least 99 bucks
Sunflower Master
Not unlocked yetHide in sunflowers 4 times in a game when being chased by an Earthling
Broken Present Risk Taker
Not unlocked yetSuccessfully open 10 broken presents
Why Do I Keep Doing That?
Not unlocked yetHave 10 broken presents blow up on you
Boom Box Wipeout
Not unlocked yetPop 8 or more Earthlings who are dancing at a boombox
Gimme My Presents Back!
Not unlocked yetPop a mole who has stolen one or more of your presents
Food Taster
Not unlocked yetEat every type of food in one game
A Timely Splash
Not unlocked yetSave yourself from burning up by jumping in water
Backer Visitor
Not unlocked yetVisit a backer character
Cleaning Out Santa's Sack
Not unlocked yetCatch Santa 3 times in one game
Elf Chaser
Not unlocked yetCatch 5 elves in one game
Beaten By A Little Girl
Not unlocked yetGet killed by a Little Girl with a Teddy
Mad Hatter
Not unlocked yetUnlock all power hats
Flying Present Ultimate Master
Not unlocked yetCollect all of the locked presents
Hey, You Did It!
Not unlocked yetComplete hard mode
Lord Of The HFZ
Not unlocked yetComplete the HyperFunk Zone
Gotta Get 'Em All
Not unlocked yetPop at least one of every bad Earthling type in one game
Can't Touch This
Not unlocked yetBeat normal or hard mode without dying
Pacifist Victory
Not unlocked yetBeat normal or hard mode without popping a single Earthling
The Worst Possible Luck
Not unlocked yetOpen an unidentified Major Randomizer, Total Bummer, or Instant Demotion after level 20
Is This Really Possible?
Not unlocked yetBeat normal or hard world without opening a single present
Found All The Backers!
Not unlocked yetVisit all backer characters