Saved Rebecca from TK. Who knows what he would have done?

Unlocked the secret shortcut. Why are these vents even here?

Averted a mutiny in the safe house. Didn't they notice that there's a zombie outbreak going on?

Restored power to the Yucatan Casino. Time to play some slots!

Defeated Chuck the Psychopath. Poor guy just couldn't let her go...

Killed 69 zombies. Crude humor at its finest.

Killed 1337 zombies. You pwned those nubs. Chainsaws are imba. Nerf the blambow.

Killed 12,345 zombies. That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

Killed 100,000 zombies. The blood of the undead feeds your power.

Used the Jump Kick to knock down 100 zombies. Set them up just to watch them fall!

Got over 2,000 PP from a single zombie kill. Your twisted genius knows no bounds.

Visited 10 different maintenance rooms. Time to fix this town.

Built one of the new combo weapons. Now put it to good use!

Collected 20 combo cards. A variety of killing instruments are at your disposal.

Collected 50 combo cards. Quite the collection of carnage.

Unlocked all skill moves. Real men kill zombies with their bare hands.

Played a carney game and won. Always find time for fun during a zombie outbreak.

Defeated 5 psychopaths in co-op. Violence strengthens the bonds of friendship.

Used the amusement park rides to kill 10 zombies at once. Someone could get hurt on those things.

Got 8 survivors into the clown car. It's still suprisingly spacious in here!

Got a survivor drunk. It's always a good time for a party.

Got a zombie to slip in a puddle of vomit. Classy move.

Dressed up completely in women's clothing. No one here is going to judge.

Remained a sober vegan until the military arrived. Time to celebrate with steak and a cold beer.