Square Eyes
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Starting Small
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Suicidal Tendencies
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Super Dynamic Killing Time
Not unlocked yetEveryone keep a ridiculously high average speed for the round
The Beautiful Game
Not unlocked yetScore 500 goals in Soccer
AAAAAaAaaAAAAAH!
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In the Fable, the Tortoise Wins
Not unlocked yetEveryone keep a ridiculously low average speed for the round
Undying
Not unlocked yetWin a match without being killed once
We can't stop here
Not unlocked yetScore 8000 points in Death Race
Whoops
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