Play the Tutorial
Not unlocked yetIf these ruins frighten you, take comfort from the knowledge that I am here.
Buy Something in the Boutique
Not unlocked yetWhat're you buyin'?
Erase All Progress
Not unlocked yetIt's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Get 10 Gems
Not unlocked yetJust great! I've traded the dark and musky interior of a treasure chest for the even darker and muskier interior of your pocket!
Get 50 Gems
Not unlocked yetPlease insert Disk 2.
Get 100 Gems
Not unlocked yetBooker! Catch!
Win 2 Rounds in a Row in Gem Hunt Mode
Not unlocked yetDirt is gold- just part of the earth.
Win 3 Rounds in a Row in Gem Hunt Mode
Not unlocked yetA spy without a gadget is like a shopping cart without a broken wheel.
Beat a Challenge Round in Gem Hunt Mode
Not unlocked yetCome here, you phlegm-carapaced, slime-faced, mucus-brained, furry legged abductor of luminously intelligent but pulchritudinous Earth women!
Maximize the Gem Paddle
Not unlocked yetSize doesn't matter. Except when it does. Which is always.
Minimize the Gem Paddle
Not unlocked yetYou are a small, prowling mouse... and dumb like a mouse!
Bounce 30 Different Gems with Gem Shields
Not unlocked yetI've always equated feelings with getting caught; they both get in the way of my money.
Beat a Challenge in Arcade Mode
Not unlocked yetYou're about to take the first step on the longest journey of your life.
Go the Full 20 Rounds in Arcade Mode
Not unlocked yetYou're Winner!
Beat Arcade Mode Without Losing a Life
Not unlocked yetTo defeat them is a must and bringing peace to the land is my duty!