Win a Round
Not unlocked yetStay a while and listen.
Win Three Rounds in a Row
Not unlocked yetToasty!
Win Five Rounds in a Row
Not unlocked yetM-M-M-MONSTER KILL!
Play Ten Rounds
Not unlocked yetBig money, big prizes, I love it!
Play 50 Rounds
Not unlocked yetShow me your moves!
Play 150 Rounds
Not unlocked yetIs a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
Break 250 Blocks
Not unlocked yetThe kid just rages for a while.
Break 1000 Blocks
Not unlocked yetThis is my rifle. There are many like it... but I call it "Cuddles."
Break 2500 Blocks
Not unlocked yetAs the moon burned bright above, I strode valiantly toward my destiny, and vowed to return victorious.
Detonate 10 Bombs
Not unlocked yetA bomb has been planted at the base.
Lock the Wall 20 Times
Not unlocked yetNothing is true. Everything is permitted.
Activate 30 Wildcards
Not unlocked yetHow 'bout a little Magitek mayhem?
Win a Round with the Scoop Paddle
Not unlocked yetIt's a lot like soccer, but more like basketball, and nothing like soccer.
Win a Round with the Tripaddle
Not unlocked yetHad to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
Win 100 Rounds with the Scoop and/or Tripaddle
Not unlocked yetWAAAHHHH!!!
Break 10 Blocks in a Row
Not unlocked yetFLÄSHYN
Get the Breakerball to Low Health without Dying
Not unlocked yetWhen I'm on the road, I'm indestructible. No one can stop me... but they try.
Break the Sound Barrier with the Speedball
Not unlocked yetEverything ripped apart in a New York minute.
Win a Challenge Round
Not unlocked yetSo, another brave apprentice! You'll never make it through these castle walls alive! Bahaha!
Win 3 Challenge Rounds
Not unlocked yetMy armored carrier is more than a match for his ancient weapons!
Win 5 Challenge Rounds
Not unlocked yet0451
Unlock all Bronze Achievements
Not unlocked yetThe position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel.
Unlock all Silver Achievements
Not unlocked yetThe surface of things gives enjoyment. Their interiority gives life.
Unlock all Gold Achievements
Not unlocked yetThe truly modern artist is aware of abstraction in an emotion of beauty.