Score 100 goals as the USA football character in Season Mode

Score 100 goals as the basketball character in Season Mode

Score 100 goals as the baseball character in Season Mode

Score 100 goals as the hockey character in Season Mode

Score 100 goals as the roller derby character in Season Mode

Slam 100 dunks as any character in Season Mode

Push 100 hats into your team's doorway in Season Mode for some reason

Score your first goal against an opposing team

Score a goal for your team after ricocheting the ball at least 4 times

Slip on a banana peel during a match

Let a streaker get the ball during a match

Score by having the ball KOed from the streaker during a match

Get knocked out by the ice-resurfacing truck

Run into a marching band member during a match

Score a goal against your own team

Get a natural hattrick: score three times in a row with the same player during a single quarter

Score in all 3 goal types in one quarter: Net, Field Goal and Hoop (or Dunk)

Get involved in a brawl during a match

Score for your team from across the arena

Successfully slam dunk the ball during a match

Allow a goalie to score a goal for either team during a match

Score a basket for your team by shooting the basketball as the basketball character

Score a goal for your team by kicking the soccer ball into the lower net as the soccer character

Score a field goal by kicking a USA football as the USA football character