You've Got Mail
Not unlocked yetEquip all of these at once: Mail Coif, Red Mail, Mace
Oooh, Sparkly!
Not unlocked yetEquip all of these at once: Arcane Wand, Shimmering Cloak, Sparkly Headband
Drinking Problem
Not unlocked yetHave 5 fountain effects stacked at once
Meeting With The Boss
Not unlocked yetBeat a boss without killing any monsters first
Uhh..
Not unlocked yetWin a battle with four Stupidity cards in your deck
Win Streak
Not unlocked yetWin 10 battles in a single quest
Skin Of Your Teeth
Not unlocked yetKill a monster the same turn Tenacious saves your life
Can't Block This!
Not unlocked yetWin a battle thanks to an unblockable attack overcoming a block
Trophy Life
Not unlocked yetUnlock the trophy room
I've Got An Ointment For That
Not unlocked yetAs Alchemist, reach 15 health
We Have The Technology
Not unlocked yetAs Artificer, play a Reflecting Ray that deals 4 damage while being level 2
I'm Gettin' Too Old For This S#!T
Not unlocked yetAs Barbarian, defeat a level 3 monster while being level 1
Oi! You What?!
Not unlocked yetAs Bruiser, win a battle on the round you play Nice Try, Chump
Play Your Cards Right
Not unlocked yetAs Cartomancer, play a Card Storm that deals 10 damage
Cat Puns Are Clawesome
Not unlocked yetAs Cat Burglar, play a Throw Cat that deals 5 damage
A Chump Will Do
Not unlocked yetAs Chump, win on a turn you play Cower
An Honorable Victory
Not unlocked yetAs Most Holy Grail Knight, win a battle without playing cards that deal 2 or more damage
Divide and Conquer
Not unlocked yetAs Mathemagician, activate Bisect twice
[gleeful victory dance]
Not unlocked yetAs Mime, steal an enemy card that deals at least 2 damage
No Dual Wielding? Fine!
Not unlocked yetAs Ranger, play a Pierce that deals 5 damage
Shift To Win
Not unlocked yetAs Shapeshifter, win a battle without playing cards that deal 2 or more damage
The Song Of My People
Not unlocked yetAs Troubador, activate Spellsword three times in a row
Ivory League Of Jerks
Not unlocked yetComplete the campaign. Take that Ivory League!


